Here's some real howlers I just found online...

HISTORY NEVER REPEATS
"History, never repeats
I save myself, before I go to school"

I GOT YOU
"Achoo!"
"Pikachu"

"I don't know
Why sometimes I can't fight it."

I SEE RED
"Hurt my penis walking down the street
I see red I see red I see red"

"When my baby's walking down the street
Fozzie Bear, Fozzie Bear, Fozzie Bear"

ONE STEP AHEAD
"Love is a race I buy to."

"Love is a race combined too."

SIX MONTHS
"There's a world to explore
Past the towel back on shore"