Thought this may be explored in more calm over here...

These are the lyrics for
Fields Are Full Of Your Kind

Verse:
A traffic jam en route
To where I spend the day
A small delay
I did enjoy the change
Chewing on the green
That was my morning break
I didn't take
That water tank is strange

Chorus:
Prisoners of gravity
Everything as ought to be
Fields are full of your kind
Listening to the grass roots grow
Wilderness was long ago

Bridge:
Let them soar that isn't my way
I long decided I was done
And all the songs they had a meaning
I would digest them one by one

Repeat chorus
Repeat verse

These are the real lyrics for
Fields Are Full Of Your Kind

Verse:
Methane dispensers
Grain feeders
The fields are full of your kind
Soggy eyes
Tender thighs
Don't head back to the barn tonight

Chorus:
It's lonely swatting flies
When your tail only reaches so far
I'll chew my cud
You chew yours
My tail only reaches so far

Verse:
Genetically modified organisms
Trademarked by Monsanto
The fields are full of its kind
Fill up my trough
I'll eat the slops
Meet you in the barn tonight

Chorus:
It's lonely swatting flies
When your tail only reaches so far
I'll chew my cud
You chew yours
My tail only reaches so far

Bridge:
Over the mooooon
They say I can jump over the mooooon
But I can't do it without yoooo
Moooooooo

Chorus:
I'll chew my cud
You chew yours
My tail only reaches so far

Rant:
Birds talk to me, birds talk to me
Soon I'll be on the table when the dinner's cold
No one hears my plea
When the fields are full of my kind
All you people sharpening knives
You'll have me
The fields are full of your kind

quote:

Originally posted by gph:
Bridge:
Over the mooooon
They say I can jump over the mooooon
But I can't do it without yoooo
Moooooooo

That's a good one, and a contender for the "Moo-Man of the week"

And the rest is not bad, either! Kudos!

Nice.

Ha! Good work, gph!

quote:

Originally posted by Dorthonion:

quote:

Originally posted by gph:
Bridge:
Over the mooooon
They say I can jump over the mooooon
But I can't do it without yoooo
Moooooooo

That's a good one, and a contender for the "Moo-Man of the week"
And the rest is not bad, either! Kudos!

Fantastic!

I've always wanted to be MooMan of the week!

quote:

Originally posted by gph:
I've always wanted to be MooMan of the week!

Doesn't everybody?

Been there...

Anybody have the scoop on "If I Die Before I Wake Up" (and now don't post the well-known nighttime prayer)?